There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.Stephen Chbosky (via kushandwizdom)
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.Somerset Maugham (via ellenkushner)