There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

Stephen Chbosky (via kushandwizdom)
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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

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reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Somerset Maugham (via ellenkushner)
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